He Swore to Die
He swore to die
"If you refuse to marry me",he swore"Ishall die"
She refused him
He died sixty years later
He knowns the Answer
campus
Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?
Pupil: Yes ,sir .I can .They are all died.
Fresh Milk
Customer: I wonder of this milk is fresh.
Waiter:Fresh? Three hours age it was GRASS!!!
hahaha! 这不是灌纯净水吗?
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