[分享]Men Are Hard To Pleased
<Palign=center><v:shapetype><v:stroke joinstyle="miter"></v:stroke><v:formulas><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"></v:f></v:formulas><v:path connecttype="rect" gradientshapeok="t" extrusionok="f"></v:path><lock aspectratio="t" v:ext="edit"></lock></v:shapetype><v:shape><v:imagedata></v:imagedata><w:wrap type="square"></w:wrap></v:shape>Men Are Hard To Pleased男人很难取悦!!
The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是：
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
<Palign=center>If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
<Palign=center>If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
<Palign=center>If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
<Palign=center>If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
<Palign=center>If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他说妳不信任他
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
<Palign=center>If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
<Palign=center>If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
If he HURTS u, u are tooSENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
<Palign=center>but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
Themoral of the storyis.......
以上的故事告诉我们：<BR ><BR >
Send this to guys out there anyway...
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！<BR ><BR >
Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！
同一件事情，走两个极端。这就是这首诗的核心了吗？
同样的内容，重新演绎以后，就可以让女人成为主角了
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